Greg Darley:

So, my brother and his three children under the age of three were in town and having not been around too many children, I heard some things that don’t normally come up in my normal conversations.

Hey Friend, do you have poop in your pants?

If you play with your cars on the table again, you will go to time out!

Say please…Say please…say please….say please….say please….say please…..say please….say please

If you continue to play under the table while we’re eating you will get a spanking.

Put the remote down, put the cup down, put the candle down, put the cable down, put the car down, put the pillow down…put down everything.

You need to have more on than your diaper if you go out side

Any more…

If you have not read this blog, get your head out of the sand. This is some serious comedy. And the reason….it’s  almost all true. (Sorry Jon, don’t want to say “all” true b/c I haven’t read every single post!).

Some of my favorites:

The (G)DTR:  When Christian dating relationships bring God into the DTR.

Overusing Your one Seminary Word: You heard a speaker use it, so you leech onto it and impress everyone in your wake.

The Christian Email Address: Still laughing about this one.

The Double Sermon:

“Pray if you feel led”: Freaking hilarious Jon.